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Title: How To Catch A Weasley (And Maybe A Potter, Too)
Author: bixgirl1 **part of the hd_remix fest**
Rating: R
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: In which Pansy has a crush and needs Draco's help, Draco has a crush but staunchly refuses to admit it, Potter might have a crush, but is as infuriating as always, and no one knows what the hell Wealsey is thinking--likely not even himself.

Why I loved it: Super cute and fun! It's a great remix too, which perfectly weaves in all the happenings in the original (which was a Ron/Pansy fic with HD in the background) to show us how Harry and Draco got where they are, and how the misunderstandings could multiply. The summary is spot on: all of them are haplessly dancing around what they each really want, and there's mutual pining, and fantastic banter too. And let me tell you, the kiss, oh! their kiss is SO HOT. Even though the sex is offscreen, the UST absolutely sizzles.
Note that you don't have to read the orginal fic to enjoy this remix, though I always recommend it :)

“They’re not ridiculous. He’s ridiculous,” Draco sulks, knowing he’s being childish. So what if he likes fighting with Potter? It’s what they’re good at, after all. Pansy just laughs, which only serves to irritate him further. “What do you want, really?”

She gives him a hard, assessing look for a moment. Draco takes a deliberate sip of his coffee as he waits her out.

“I want you to ask Potter if he and Weasley will join us,” she finally says on one long breath.

This. This is what those years with the Dark Lord living under his roof have trained him for. This very moment, and Draco finds himself grateful for it, as he manages—by a very small margin—not to spit out his mouthful of coffee all over his paperwork.

“Why in the name of Merlin’s saggy tits would I do that?” he demands in an undignified yelp after swallowing.

She rolls her eyes. “Come on, Draco,” she says plaintively, dropping all pretence. “You have fun—I know you do. Fighting with Potter is practically foreplay for you.”

Draco flushes. “That’s not—it’s not like that for—I hate you so—Why not just see if we see them there again? It’s not as if they ever seem to go anywhere else.”

“Because I don’t want to leave it up to chance that they’ll keep sharing their table,” she snips, eyes gone cagey.

He scowls at her. “I’m not so stupid as you seem to think me, love,” he says silkily. “You’re not that interested in my wanking fantasies. What’s in it for you?”

Her eyes light up triumphantly. “So you admit to wanking over him! Merlin, Blaise owes me from a bet made ten bloody years ago. I wonder if I can collect interest.”


( 2 comments — Leave a comment )
May. 21st, 2017 11:04 pm (UTC)
This one was pure gold! <3
May. 21st, 2017 11:09 pm (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed it!
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